Get your Grump on this Christmas

Christmas parties, festive cocktails, a hot and cold buffet, and the mezzanine or the whole venue to hire. Book a drinks package for your group in November or December and the first round of shots is on us.

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The Grumpy Monkey gorilla in a Santa hat

Party packages.

A free round of shots

For any festive group booking a drinks package in November or December.

Birthdays, work socials, Christmas parties and full-on celebrations. Bring the whole crew and get the party started with a drinks package. For groups of 6 to 8 and up.

House spirit

£180
  • 1 bottle of house spirit
  • 1 bottle of Prosecco
  • Tray of 8 shots
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Double house

£240
  • 2 bottles of house spirit
  • 2 bottles of Prosecco
  • Unlimited mixers
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Premium

£340
  • 2 bottles of premium spirit
  • 2 bottles of Prosecco
  • Unlimited mixers
  • Tray of 8 shots or bombs
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Prosecco

£140
  • 4 bottles of Prosecco
  • Tray of 8 shots
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Beer or cider

£80
  • 20 bottled beers or ciders
  • Rekorderlig, Corona or Moretti
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Naughty or nice list.

Every one comes with glitter and a festive decoration, candy canes and all.

A passion fruit martini at Grumpy Monkey
  • Candy Cane

    Vodka, Archers, cranberry juice, lime

  • Santa’s Little Pornstar

    Vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur, passion fruit purée, vanilla syrup, passion fruit, Prosecco shot

  • Espresshohoho Martini

    Vodka, coffee liqueur, espresso, sugar syrup

  • Holly Jolly Margarita

    Tequila, orange liqueur, lime juice, salt

  • Purple Reindeer

    Vodka, blue curaçao, grenadine, fresh lime juice, lemonade

  • Mistletoe Mojito

    White rum, mint, lime juice, sugar syrup, soda

Christmas buffet.

Grumpy Christmas hot & cold buffet

£20pp

Pigs in blankets, tenders, nachos and more.

Full buffet menu coming soon. Ask us for it when you enquire.

Nachos, a hot dog, fried chicken and a burger
Loaded nachos with guacamole, salsa and soured cream
A packed night at Grumpy Monkey, the mezzanine above the bar
A group raising their glasses on a night out at Grumpy Monkey

Private hire.

Out with friends or celebrating with colleagues, Grumpy Monkey is the place to let your hair down and go all in on the festivities.

The mezzanine

Fridays and Saturdays, for large groups.

The whole venue

Any weekday.

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Festive opening times.

Weekly

Wednesday & Thursday6PM - 1AM
Friday2PM - 1AM
Saturday12PM - 1AM

Christmas & New Year

  1. Thu24DecChristmas Eve4PM - 1AM
  2. Fri25DecChristmas DayClosed
  3. Sat26DecBoxing Day6PM - 1AM
  4. Thu31DecNew Year’s Eve6PM - 1AM
  5. Fri1JanNew Year’s Day4PM - 1AM

Enquire.

For food and drinks packages and private hire, tell us what you’re planning and the team will get back to you.

Or call 023 8033 7171
or email info@grumpy-monkey.co.uk

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